She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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