I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need a beard to bite.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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