***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's blow job season.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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