She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Randomize
