I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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