It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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