Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This is my gift to your gina
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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