everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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