I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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