dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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