Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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