Me too!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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