you guys were way drunker than both of me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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