Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Your dad touched me again.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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