Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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