i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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