he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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