worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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