Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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