I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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