have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize