Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.