You really coming over, don't trick.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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