how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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