First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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