he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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