if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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