Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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