Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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