"it" just moved
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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