she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize