We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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