you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just high enough for therapy.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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