My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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