Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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