my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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