The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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