nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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