similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
