i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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