This girl is more easily done than said...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Damn victory sex feels great
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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