He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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