evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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