Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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