used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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