ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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