But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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