I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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