In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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