shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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