My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You made out with two different species that night
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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