Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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