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Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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