bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.