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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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• (951): View more from California

  hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards

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  None

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.

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• (530): View more from California

  Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  whats our policy on dating high schoolers?

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  we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.

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  I know but these gold fish are so much better

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing

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