somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...