are you so shy because you have an std?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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